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>Dilbert's Words of Wisdom - Use them as Needed....
>
>1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow's
>not looking good either.
>
>2. I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make
as
>they go flying by.
>
>3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without
it.
>
>4. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
>statue.
>
>5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the
>first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
>
>6. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
>
>7. My reality check bounced.
>
>8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
>
>9. I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier...
>
>10. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through
peanutbutter!
>
>11. Everybody is somebody else's wierdo...
>
>12. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then

>beat you with experience.
>
Regards,

Sriram V