sardar mazaydar

> Once Santa Singh broke his leg when he threw his
cigarette butt down the
> manhole and tried to step on it
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> A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to
> why are the guys doing what they are doing.
> The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Sardar
> What do they get from that?
> Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
> Sardar: Then why are the others running?!
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> A sardar and an American were walking outside when
the American said "Oh,
> look at the dead bird."
> The sardar looked towards the sky and
said"Where,where?"
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> Sardar: I was born in the Punjab.
> Friend: Oh really, what part?
> Sardar: All of me, silly.
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> Yoginder : What is ANOTHER difference between a
MOSQUITO and a FLY?
> Sukhbinder : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot
MOSQUITO !
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> Sukhbinder : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can
think of...
> Yoginder : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.