few truth of life

some of these are nice....do read till the end!!



When a wife was asked: What book do you like the
best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..

Living on Earth
may be expensive,
but it includes an annual free trip around the
Sun..

Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !

Love is photogenic;
it needs darkness to develop...

A good discussion
is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to
cover
the subject

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?
Who's in a hurry ?

Work fascinates me
I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends

Children in backseats cause accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause children !

A girl is like a road;
The more curves she has the more dangerous she is!

A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the
street at a wrong
place
and
shouts
Why are you crossing here?
Can't you see a zebra crossing there?
The guy replies Let the zebra cross.
What can I do?

Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front
of board which
said
"FINE FOR PARKING".

A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here
for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..

Whom are you working for?
Same people. My wife and four kids..

I heard you have a cat that can say her own name..
Yes. Meow..

No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..

Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are
staying married
just
to
be different..