santa strikes back

>>>>>>Subject: Santa Strikes back again!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh "Santa Darling,
>>>>>> if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
>>>>>> "Sure" replied Santa "What's your phone number?"
>>>>>> ------------------------------------------------
>>>>>> Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes
>>>>>> tested and asked,
>>>>>> "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
>>>>>> "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
>>>>>> "Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy,"I have
>>>>>> been illiterate for so long."
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>>>>>> Mr. Jaswant singh went to a grocery stores collected
>>>>>> the grocery and came to the counter and person at
>>>>>> THE counter started preparing bill for the items.
>>>>>> Singh asked " Where is the fat ?"
>>>>>> The person didn't understand what Singh was saying and said"
>>>>>> Excuse me
>>>>>> sir, FAT???"
>>>>>> Sardar : "Yes Fat, Give me the fat"
>>>>>> Sardar started shouting and arguing with the person and
>>>>>> all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there
>>>>>>and
>>>>>> asked Sardar
>>>>>> about the problem.
>>>>>> Then sardar said "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from
>>>>>> your stores
>>>>>> and it was written 'FAT FREE' on that but this guy is not
>>>>>> giving me the fat.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>> This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the
>>>>>> Dinosaurs start
>>>>>> approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend
>>>>>> asks him
>>>>>> "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema
>>>>>> hi to hai."
>>>>>> Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, patahai ki
>>>>>> cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "