santa singh from sharu

Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to
Punjab by train.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife
the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train
compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way
back and the son asked Santa Singh to bring him a Cadbury's
chocolate. When Santa and his son returned they found that a
South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his
son's berth. Upset and angry, Santa Singh called the Ticket
checker asked him to help.

The Ticket checker said that he could not understand
Hindi or Punjabi so it would be nice if Santa Singh explained
the whole situation to him in English.

Santa Singh explained, "That man sleeping on top of
my wife is not giving birth to my child."