jokes

Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the
states.
They start descending and as they touch the ground the
pilot
screamed "the runway is ending...". The second pilot
swiftly gets the
plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and
start descending
again.
The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream
again "Get the plane
up,the runaway is ending...".
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the
air...
They make a big turn and start descending again...
This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent the pilot says: "Look at
those stupid
Americans,they build this huge & expensive airport but
with such a
short runaway..",
"I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide
they made it...."

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A Surd prime minister visited the president of the
neighbouring country
and complained about all this jokes about surds that
others tell each
other.
"This leads to the impression that all surds are
stupid," they said.
"You should not take this so earnest," answered the
neighbouring
minister.
"These are only jokes and not true stories. And there
are also stupid
people in our country. I will prove it to you."
Saying so he went to his driver and said: "Please
drive to my home and
find out, whether I am at home. "The driver
immediately went on his
way.
The surd prime minister was satisfied: ""He is very
stupid indeed.
There is a public phone just at the corner. It would
have been easier
to ring."

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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.
Once he was
travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway
department
improvements.His coach was the last coach in the
train. The train was
moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking
heavily. This made
him not to prepare for the speech.
Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his
first point towards
improvement of railway department was "There should
not be last coach
in any train."
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gokhale sir