sardar santa

JOKE NO. 1
Friend: What are you looking at?
Banta Singh: I know your Password, hee, hee.
Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it?
Banta Singh: four asterisks!


JOKE NO. 2
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Banta Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've
just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


JOKE NO. 3
Banta Singh:(crying)the doctor called,my mom is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mom died too!


JOKE NO. 4
Banta Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Banta Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't
know the alphabet yet!!


JOKE NO. 5
Santa Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
elevator for 4 hrs.because of a power failure.
Banta Singh: Thats all right, me too...I got stuck on
the escalator for 3 hrs.


JOKE NO. 6
Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically
searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden
cameras here?"
Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ...'You are watching the Star World
channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"