intelligent answer

Never Argue with an Intelligent
Woman


A couple went on vacation to a fishing
resort up north. The husband liked to
fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked
to read. One morning the husband
returned after several hours of fishing
and decided to take a short nap.

Although she wasn't familiar with the
lake, the wife decided to take the boat.
She rowed out a short distance anchored,
and returned to reading her book.
Along came the sheriff in his boat.

He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good
morning, Ma'am. What are you
doing?" "Reading my book," she
replied...as she thought to herself, Isn't it
obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing
area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you
see that?" "Yes, but you have all the
equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to
charge you with rape," snapped the irate
woman. "But, I haven't even touched
you," groused the sheriff. "Yes, that's
true," she replied, "But you do have all
the equipment."
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