80,000 Sardarji's meet at the Jalianwala Bagh for a "Sardarjis Are
> Not Stupid Convention."
>
> Santa Singh, the emcee says, "We are all here today to prove to the
> world that Sardarjis are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
>
> One Sardarji steps up. Santa Singh asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
>
> After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen."
>
> Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarjis
> start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
>
> Santa Singh says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting
> 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him
> another chance"
>
> So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"
>
> After nearly 30 seconds, the sardarji eventually says, "Ninety?"
>
> Santa Singh sighs, everyone is crest fallen and the sardarji starts
> crying. 80,000 sardarjis start yelling, "Give him another chance!
> Give him another chance!"
>
> Santa Singh, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
> eventually says, "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
>
> The sardarji closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually
> says, "Four."
>
> Around the stadium 80,000 sardarjis start yelling "Give him another
> chance! Give him another chance!"
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