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BANTA SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
> > Friend: What are you looking at?
> > Banta Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> > Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> > Banta Singh: four asterisks!
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> > BANTA SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
> > Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> > Banta Singh: 9
> > Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> > Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
> > the
> > answer is 6!!
> >
> > BANTA SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
> > Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
> > Friend: condolence, my friend.
> > After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder
> > Friend: what now?
> > Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
> >
> > BANTA SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
> > Banta Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> > Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> > Banta Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
> >
> > BANTA SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
> > Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs
> > because
> > of a power failure.
> > Banta Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
> > hrs.
> >
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> > SANTA SINGH AND THE HIDDEN CAMERAS
> > Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all
> > over the living room.
> > She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
> > Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
> > Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
> > Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television
> > saying
> > ..'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I
> > am
> > watching?"
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