telegrams

Subject: Telegrams



Beware when communicating via telegrams......

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed
exams, which the father receives as
Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by wife, "I
wish you were her."

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A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her
husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last
ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her
berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as "Shall
be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train,gave birth to an old lady."

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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to
order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the
cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "you are not getting older
you are getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The
man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and You are getting
better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the
entire party watched the
message decorated on the cake
"You are not getting older at the top You are getting better at the bottom"